BETTY CROCKER CAKE DECORATING KIT!

ARCH PUMPS!

BECAUSE WHEN YOUR FEET HURT YOUR WHOLE BODY HURTS!

HOW ABOUT A BILLY BLOOPER!

THE MAXI MIXER

THE QUICKEST EASIEST CLEANEST WAY TO MIX!

TEFLON BAKEWARE LINERS!!!

LOVE THOSE SHOES? USE NU FIT!

BUY THIS SLICER NOW!!!

THE EGG GENIE!

EGGSACTLY AS YOU ORDERED!

SUPER GATOR GRIP!!!!

THE HOLLYWOOD GROOMING KIT!

LOVE YOU PET, BUT NOT ALL THAT HAIR!

GS-27 SCRATCH REMOVER!

900S HULK HOGAN!

FUNNY STUPID BAD COMMERCIALS PART 1

DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID?

THE SHIWALA WASH!

the fastest easiest car wash there is!

STUPID COMMERCIAL: JUST FOR MEN!

The Bundform Pan from Betty Crocker!

AMAZING!

VIDEO: THE DOORMAN!

The Locking Horse!

Works in any position!

Magna Gems!

Link Wizard is here!

Kaboom! Billy Mays Double Feature!

Haven't you ever wanted to Work from Home?

The Ding King!

Do it yourself!

Express Donuts with no Fat!

Have no fear Turbo Spray is Here!

Pro Caulk!

The only tool that shows a neat finish in just minutes!

The 9 Minute Marinator!

only takes 9 minutes! wow!

900s special! Once again Grandpa Munster!!!

Just for Halloween!

Billy Mays Back! Samuri Shark!

Medical Alert!!

Solutions for your foot!

Sorry I've been away for a few days!

Betty Crocker all in one bakeset!

For anyone that loves to cook!

MagnaGems are here!

The Handy Stitch!

From SINGER!

Hercules Hooks!

900s are back! Grandpa Munster!!!

Ellen Infomercial tryouts!

Thought this would be enjoyable and funny

THE FIRM PART 2 IS HERE!

PART 2 FROM EARLIER, THERE IS A PART 3 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO POST IT.

THE FIRM IS HERE!

Best of Air Supply

Soft Rock at its best!

Pieceless Puzzle!

Not just another Puzzle!

My Lil Reminder!!!!!

Are you forgetful? Well you need this!

Handy Peel!

Super Pen!!!

Never lose a pen again!

The Easy Toothbrush!

Pasta Pro!

Flash cell!

More Hot Diggity Dogs! Deion!!!

Listen to Deion Sanders!!!!

Fill em then Flip em!

Mmmmmmmmmmm! Get Me a hot dog!

The Car Doctor!

I'm back with Walk Fit!

Something So Simple, but yet it gives such great results!

The MASK!

I decided to give a bonus, features Jessica Alba & Hayden Panettiere, funny business!

Sudoku Pro!

I will be back on Monday!

Light up!

First Alert!

The Hand Hanger!

An actual Billy Mays Blooper!

The Handy Trolley!

Hawaii Chair Part 2!!!

Hawaii Chair!!!

Spongetech Petsponge!

Micro Touch!

Billy Mays Parody!

Ha

Billy mays with Mighty Putty!!!

It really really works! I always trust Billy!

BILLY with the Big City Slider Station!

Billy will be back later today with another! You know he's got plenty!

Tater Mitts???

Because it takes forever to peel a potato, thats why!

Haaaaaaa

Now thats a remote control!

No more uncomfortable crunching!

Aqua Globes!

Stays watered for 2 weeks!

Chop Chop Chop!

I Like Eggs....

ewwwww!

Wallet Pix!!!

No more photos in your wallet!

Classic Oxy Clean Ball!

Laundry just got easier!

Wowsers... (blooper)

Listen for the throwup in the background!

The Freddy Krueger Hotline!!!!

Do Not Call if you know whats good for you!

Oxy Clean!

You've been waiting for this one. Lookout for some more from Billy soon!

Japanese Blooper!

Well they look like they're enjoying themselves!

Watch the Knife!

This week I'll be starting the bloopers of the blog!

Flavor Wave Oven!

Flavor_wave_mottos

More Bissell! Spotbot!

courtesy of HSN

Bissell getting greener!

Nintendo Entertainment System! Call Now

Can't Beat Super Mario 1? they'll give you tips!

More Paula!

Figured I'd bring back Paula from the early 90s

Lets work out on Bodyrail!

900s Continue! Paula Abdul!!!!

Did you call back then?

Bow Flex!

We've all seen this one!e

Blue Blockers Rap!

Listen to the Blu Blockers Sunglass rap!

Everlast One Gym!

Lose weight now!

Its Hammer Time!!!

only $2 for the first minute! More 900s as promised!

Here is a bonus MC Hammer commercial below..

Bobbi Brown Makeup Tutorial!

Here it is

Bobbi Brown Makeup!

courtesy of CNBC, watch the tutorial coming up next!

Big Green Machine!

Thanks to the person that taped this!

Total Gym!

Chuck Norris shows you the Total Gym!

Just Dial 1-900 NKOTB

Wow! More of these coming in the next few days, for now, go call the New Kids! lol

Richard Simmons & his steamer...

This is not an infomercial, but it stems from one, when Richard Simmons brings his new steamer to the David Letterman show!

Another Miss Cleo!

Promise this is the last one!

Kymaro Body Shaper!

"Focuses on the comfort of your body" LOL

Miss Cleo!!!!

Remember her?

Stop it!!!!

Stop the Insanity Weight Loss System of the 90s

The Tiddy Bear!

Yes, this is for real...

Cash 4 Gold!

Another favorite...

Kettlenetics Kettlebell... Get Slim!

Donald Trump tells you how to make millions!

How to Breakdance! Look who it is!!

How to Breakdance, yes that’s Alfonso Ribeiro aka Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!

Turbo Cooker Part 3

Includes Chef Randall!

The Magic Bullet To Go!!!

Turbo Cooker Parts 1 & 2!

Part 1



Part 2

The Magic Bullet Part 2

Part 2

The Magic Bullet Part 1

Part 2 later...

Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill Part 2 of 2

Part 2 as promised...

ShamWow!!

Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill Part 1 of 2

It might help cook food better than Foreman!

Part 2 coming..

Flavor Wave with MR T!

Yes, Mr. T....

Bonus:Release those Wrinkles!

Dual Action Cleanse...

Quality Ingredients

Check out the ingredients...

Jet Stream Oven

Staying on the topic of food from yesterday...

Showtime Rotisserie BBQ

Something we've all watched at one point...

A Knife you must have!

Order now!

Talladega Nights Infomercial Collage...

A collage from Ricky Bobby and his partner!

Need a ladder? Watch this QVC segment!

Watch closely at :26 in, you'll probably say oh sh**!

Listen Up!!!

Might still catch this one on the air if you watch closely! "Turn that down!"

Miracle Blade I.M.

I mean, the blade is so sharp you can cut a pineapple in mid air, enough said.

Powerjet from the 80s I.M.

Works with hot or cold water, plus order now for some free wax! lol

Pee Wee Herman "The Anti-Drug" I.M.

Didn't he end up doing what he told kids not to do?